Life is Lies: Tell It

I actually sort of did this to some guys on the street last night. I'm not a very aggressive person, so it felt good to out-joust a car full of douche-baggery with a little performative legerdemain. Skin-a-ma-rink-a-link-a-doo, skin-a-ma-rink-a-dee.


I'm actually kind of excited for the next two to post. My punchlines aren't always on by my reckoning, but yeah, it's moving.