
ORIGIN early 17th cent.: from French rébus, from Latin rebus, ablative plural of res, 'thing.'

carrot crabs! it's hard to see the dill-seaweed
then the jell-o cooled around the inside jar, with big apricot-tunas attacking Swedish fish; next time i'll subtly sweeten a clear gelatin, cause it was like, three servings of absurdly saccharin, almost opaque gloop.


I want to read little-known secrets penned by well-known scholars of some forgotten caliphate; elaborated from a Pharaohnic death manual, a bound vellum volume captured during Alexandrine campaigns into The East, or both. The text in question will show certain influences, peculiar in their combination – Vedism, Kabbalah, the Island of Mu, and traces here and there recognizable only to those versed in the ways of the Incan khipu kamayuq. Impartial records will indicate the grimoire's passing inexplicably from Turkish petty-khans to the well-to-do of the Low Country; optimally, it will have been procured from the Nazis before the fall of Berlin.Editor went with something else. Oh well – I'm like, halfway on the dead languages thing.
To fulfill this desire, I must know a minimum of eight dead languages – no less than two of which I am to have invented myself.



Part of a series for a collaboration about biomes with Clifton Ingram.
Another project in a similar vein, about predators and prey.
Knight School's The Poor and Needy Need to Party.
Beau Alessi's upcoming Monster Island EP2.